Kanye West Has Taylor Swift Shook Again

Kanye West live streamed his new album The Life Of Pablo on Tidal yesterday, and since their servers are powered by squirrels on a treadmill, you might have missed the track “Famous”. Which included this line:

I feel like me and Taylor might have sex / I made that bitch famous

BREAKING: I love Kanye again. ALSO BREAKING: Taylor Swift and the whole Girl Squad is pressed.

Cue Taylor Swift’s publicist: 

Kanye did not call for approval, but to ask Taylor to release his single “Famous” on her Twitter account. She declined and cautioned him about releasing a song with such a strong misogynistic message. Taylor was never made aware of the actual lyric, “I made that bitch famous.”

Swift’s publicist didn’t go into detail about Taylor Swift releasing entire albums about two month relationships or songs about women who have been mean to her. But I guess that’s ok since she doesn’t actually mention names or something. 

What’s up with that Kanye? 

5th thing I’m not even gone take credit for the idea… it’s actually something Taylor came up with …

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 12, 2016

She was having dinner with one of our friends who’s name I will keep out of this and she told him

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 12, 2016

I can’t be mad at Kanye because he made me famous! #FACTS

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 12, 2016

Jamie King, who made Swift her kid’s godmother is upset:

I’m so sad right now & disappointed right now. I stand by my sister. Always.

— Jaime King (@Jaime_King) February 12, 2016

Gigi Hadid, who once said Taylor Swift invented friendship, is Swift’s friend but also needs modeling work.

My attendance somewhere does not mean I agree with everything being said in the music playing there. My friends know of my loyalty.

— Gigi Hadid (@GiGiHadid) February 12, 2016

Ruby Rose is upset that Taylor Swift will have to be reminded that Kanye West made her famous while she opens the Grammys

And now my dear friend Taylor.. Right before another huge moment for her.. Can I still support him and call myself a feminist? A friend? No.

— Ruby Rose (@RubyRose) February 12, 2016

Karlie Kloss, who Taylor Swift used then discarded, Instagrammed a pic of her wearing some fresh Yeezy’s after the show. Then deleted it. I assume because Taylor texted her a sad emoji and a veiled threat. Taylor Swift’s brother posted an Instagram video of him throwing his Yeezy’s in the trash. I assume because he still needs Taylor to cover his rent.





Before we feel sad for Taylor Swift, keep in mind she gave Kanye a list of demands of what he could and couldn’t say when accepting his MTV Video Vanguard Award. He basically told her to fuck herself. She routinely makes it a point to get up in people’s business when it doesn’t concern her. She’s petty as fuck. She lacks self-awareness. Nobody really likes her. She gives horrible handjobs. And doesn’t want you to know. Speaking of Calvin Harris, he hasn’t said shit yet. I guess his white knight Twitter wrath is saved for dudes in One Direction.