RIP Kate Upton

Remember this? It was a simpler time then. I don’t know if Kate Upton just doesn’t care anymore since her boyfriend is MLB’s first $200M pitcher or what, but she went to the Harper’s BAZAAR ICONS event last night and her tits looked like Katy Perry’s eyes. It also looks like most of Justin Verlander’s contact is going towards Hot Pockets. Please light a candle and hang these pictures in a prominent place above your mantelpiece.

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