Remember this? It was a simpler time then. I don’t know if Kate Upton just doesn’t care anymore since her boyfriend is MLB’s first $200M pitcher or what, but she went to the Harper’s BAZAAR ICONS event last night and her tits looked like Katy Perry’s eyes. It also looks like most of Justin Verlander’s contact is going towards Hot Pockets. Please light a candle and hang these pictures in a prominent place above your mantelpiece.
Kate Upton Harpers BAZAAR ICONS
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends the 2015 Harper's BAZAAR ICONS Event at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/FilmMagic)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends the 2015 Harper ICONS Party at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends 2015 Harper's BAZAAR ICONS Event at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Gilbert Carrasquillo/Getty Images)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Kate Upton attends the 2015 Harper's BAZAAR ICONS Event at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends the 2015 Harper ICONS Party at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends 2015 Harper's BAZAAR ICONS Event at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Gilbert Carrasquillo/Getty Images)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Kate Upton attends the 2015 Harper's BAZAAR ICONS Event at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends 2015 Harper's BAZAAR ICONS Event at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Gilbert Carrasquillo/Getty Images)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends the 2015 Harper ICONS Party at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends 2015 Harper's BAZAAR ICONS Event at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Gilbert Carrasquillo/Getty Images)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends 2015 Harper's BAZAAR ICONS Event at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Gilbert Carrasquillo/Getty Images)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends 2015 Harper's BAZAAR ICONS Event at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Gilbert Carrasquillo/Getty Images)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends 2015 Harper's BAZAAR ICONS Event at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Gilbert Carrasquillo/Getty Images)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Kate Upton is seen on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Patricia Schlein/Star Max/GC Images)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Kate Upton is seen on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Patricia Schlein/Star Max/GC Images)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Kate Upton attends the 2015 Harper's BAZAAR ICONS Event at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Kate Upton attends the 2015 Harper's BAZAAR ICONS Event at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Kate Upton is seen on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by gotpap/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Kate Upton is seen on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by gotpap/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends the 2015 Harper's BAZAAR ICONS Event at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/FilmMagic)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends the 2015 Harper ICONS Party at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends the 2015 Harper ICONS Party at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends the 2015 Harper ICONS Party at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends the 2015 Harper ICONS Party at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends the 2015 Harper ICONS Party at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends the 2015 Harper ICONS Party at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends the 2015 Harper ICONS Party at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends the 2015 Harper ICONS Party at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends the 2015 Harper ICONS Party at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
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Kate Upton
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 16: Model Kate Upton attends the 2015 Harper ICONS Party at The Plaza Hotel on September 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
