I seriously thought about labeling these pictures of Lindsay Lohan on the set of Machete as NSFW, because I can only assume most places have a strict “no necrophilia porn” policy. I can’t believe that just five years ago I wanted to lick this chick’s clit like a newborn kitten. Remember when she used to look like this? WTF, Lindsay? Jesus, people infected with gamma radiation don’t change this fast.

Taylor Swift very recently got engaged to her boyfriend, Travis Kelce, but she is reportedly “furious” over an adult star’s comments. Adult performer Bonnie…