We know Twitter is a hotbed of opinions. We just never expected that a tweet about cookies could get so many people all hot and bothered.
It all started when a gentleman named Rex Chapman blew our minds and offended our sensibilities by tweeting that the GOAT cookie was…wait for it…oatmeal raisin.
What’s the GOAT cookie?
Trick question?
Oatmeal raisin. https://t.co/4rTaCvKERy
— Rex Chapman(@RexChapman) February 23, 2022
Oh, hell, no.
Sorry, sir, this simply cannot stand. We had to call him out.
Well you had a nice run. https://t.co/fER1dAcLgC
— HotNewBreak.com (@HotNewBreak) February 23, 2022
A couple of other dudes chimed in with their personal rankings:
Tollhouse chocolate chip , followed by peanut butter, ginger cookies, and snickerdoodles.
— something doesn’t smell right (@doesn_right) February 23, 2022
Exactly how disrespectful to the snickerdoodle, the best cookie ever!
— Mozzy140 (@Mozzy140st) February 23, 2022
So we took it upon ourselves to set the record straight. These are the best cookies, ranked!
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Best Cookies Twitter
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10. Shortbread
Why bother eating cookies if they're bland? We might reconsider bumping shortbread up if you added funfetti, like this baker did.
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9. Sugar
There is such a thing as too sweet, which is why sugar cookies, while satisfyingly soft, are near the bottom of this list.
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8. Oatmeal Raisin
Stop trying to sneak breakfast food and fruit into our cookie and pretending it's a treat.
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7. Snickerdoodle
This cinnamon-sugar cookie has the tiniest bit of tang, which always surprises and delights our taste buds.
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6. Gingersnaps
Kick your cookie up a notch with this slightly spicy but still chewy variety.
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5. Peanut Butter
The only thing we like better than a big ol' spoon of peanut butter is peanut butter in cookie form. Those little fork marks filled with sprinkled sugar make our mouths water.
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4. Black and White
Jerry Seinfeld said it best: "Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate." We'll take a baker's dozen, please.
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3. Peanut Butter Blossoms
Particularly prevalent around the holidays, these soft peanut butter cookies topped with a Hershey's kiss make us as happy as a kid on Christmas morning all year 'round.
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2. M&M
Amazing things happen when you bake M&M's in cookies. Specifically, you get the crispy shell of the candy that gives way to delicious, melty chocolate inside.
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1. Chocolate Chip
It's a classic for a reason and really the only cookie you need. Stop trying to fuck with perfection.
