Kim Kardashian posted a naked selfie yesterday, because what else is she gonna do in between giving Kanye his meds and rehearsing new script updates for her reality show, then Bette Midler dropped this:
Kim Kardashian tweeted a nude selfie today. If Kim wants us to see a part of her we’ve never seen,
she’s gonna have to swallow the camera.— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) March 7, 2016
Where’s the lie? Don’t see it. Then apparently the magic in Kim Kardashian’s mirror stopped long enough for her to check Twitter, and I think Kanye had to ghost write her response since she hilariously overreacted:
The $53M is to cover the cost of Kanye’s debt because he wanted to be a fashion designer who designed futuristic slave clothes.
sorry I’m late to the party guys I was busy cashing my 80 million video game check & transferring 53 million into our joint account
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
Haha, get it? Because Midler is old! (Kim Kardashian is 35 with the same number of kids as ex-husbands)
hey @BetteMidler I know it’s past your bedtime but if you’re still up and reading this send nudes #justkidding
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
“Didn’t want to bring up” = “couldn’t wait to bring up”
hey @BetteMidler I really didn’t want to bring up how you sent me a gift awhile back trying to be a fake friend then come at me #dejavu
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
No idea. Don’t really care.
hey @piersmorgan never offer to buy a married woman clothes. thats on some ashley madison type shit #forresearch
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
Chloe Grace Moretz retweeted Bette Midler. This seems like a reasonable response I guess if projecting and insecurity are your thing.
let’s all welcome @ChloeGMoretz to twitter, since no one knows who she is. your nylon cover is cute boo
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
I’ll guess we can chalk this up to post-partum depression and having to transfer $53M into your “joint” account because your husband brought millions to a billionaire party. Oh, and having to post old ass, Photoshopped pics since the only thing you’re breaking now is the scale. Hope this was therapeutic.
