Bieber’s New Song Is Begging For Selena Gomez

Three days ago, Justin Bieber went on Ellen and said he and Selena Gomez would probably get back together. Two days ago, Selena Gomez was seen holding hands with some dude named Samuel Krost. Also, this happened in August. Well, Bieber’s new album, Purpose, leaked early and one of the songs is called “No Pressure”. Here’s the lyrics. It reads like something a chick is ignoring on Tinder.

“You don’t gotta answer none of my calls

I’m believin’ you’ll pick up one day

I don’t wanna add to your pain at all

I’m praying that time makes a change in your life

I’m realizing how much you made a change in my life

And I don’t wanna spend it with nobody else

Hear me…?

Don’t nobody deserve myself

Oh no, baby what I’m saying is

You ain’t gotta make your mind up

You ain’t gotta make your mind up right now

Right now, don’t rush, no pressure

You ain’t gotta make your mind up

You ain’t gotta make your mind up right now

Calm down, don’t rush, no pressure

In his defense, Justin Bieber tried to party with Jose Canseco’s hot ass daughter then immediately got friend zoned, so he might have to try a new strategy. Not begging might work. Or not being an asshole. If you can’t handle Selena at her Lupus chemotherapy weight, you don’t deserve her at her not Lupus chemotherapy weight. If that’s an actual thing. I’m still not sure that’s a thing. Sounds made up.

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