Megan Fox Is Gonna Have To Pay Alimony

I mean, Beverly Hills 90210 was a long time ago.

Megan filed for divorce Friday.  As we said, our sources say it’s likely she’ll end up paying Brian spousal support, because of the large disparity in income and income potential. We’re told Brian has worked very little since last December, when he was in a head-on collision.  As we reported, Brian and Megan were driving when they were hit by a drunk driver who was arrested.  Brian says the guy was going around 50 MPH and it was severe enough for the airbags to deploy. At the time of the accident TMZ was told Brian and Megan were not injured.  But now we’re told the accident triggered a serious medical condition … vertigo, which affects balance. Our sources say Brian’s vertigo is so bad he can’t get out of bed.  We’re told he hasn’t worked since the accident.

Man, what a sad story. Brian Austin Green got to bang the hottest chick in Hollywood at the time during her prime, and now that it’s over, she has to give him a check every month because he gets dizzy sometimes and might not get the jobs nobody was asking him to apply for. Let’s not all cry at once. You guys try to keep it together at work, I’m gonna run out and buy him a card we can all sign.