Emily Ratajkowski Watches 'Game of Thrones' Naked

Emily Ratajkowski Watches ‘Game of Thrones’ Naked

August 18, 2015

I guess I could have written about Rosie O’Donnell’s kid missing, but I assume Donald Trump has pretty good lawyers. I also could have written about George Zimmerman and his projectile dysfunction or Taylor Swift using her boyfriend Calvin Harris to fight her Twitter battles now (I already made a contribution). I guess I could have written about that stuff, but please understand that none of those involve Emily Ratajkowski being naked. I hope you understand.

“I chug water and take off my makeup,” Emily recently told Harper’s Bazaar when asked about her nightly routine. “I don’t sleep with clothes on, so I just get naked, get under the covers, put on Game of Thrones, and relax.”

I think this is pretty good information to know. Next time you’re at a party and you want to impress a girl, you can say, “hey, did you know that Emily Ratajkowski sleeps naked and like Game of Thrones?”. Then you can show the girll these pictures of Emily Ratajkowski and you two can imagine what she would look like naked. Than at that point the drug I assume you have already put in her drink is starting to work, because if you did any of that other stuff you’re probably like a rapist. So don’t do any of that. Keep this to yourself.