Ariana Grande Is Free To Lick Anything

Last week, Ariana Grande almost made Jesus parachute back home with Chris Kyle and a centaur powered by the soul of Bristol Palin’s unborn fetus into the old U S of A to overturn some tables at Wolfee Donuts after Grande was recorded saying she hates America and Americans. She offered up an apology to people who had already been hit with 500,000 volts from the nationalism taser, so it was basically just a waste of time. SC Congressman Jeff Duncan weighed in, mostly “just curious” as to why the media was giving Donald Trump such a hard time but letting Ariana Grande off easy. Good question. My best guess would be that one is 22-year old brat and the other one is running for highest office in the country? That could be it. Anyway, Grande won’t be charged with anything. It’s a liberal conspiracy! #benghazi #jadehelm #tcot

Ariana Grande won’t have “donut-licker” on her criminal record … because TMZ has learned she will not be charged with criminal mischief.  A rep for the Riverside County Sheriff’s Department tells TMZ, the owner of Wolfee Donuts does not want to press charges, so it’s case closed. The donut shop is the loser, because the incident triggered a health investigation and the shop only scored a B.

The most disgusting part of this story is that Ariana Grande put her tongue on something that’s sold in a store with a B rating and that people on Facebook think America will be paying billions to Iran as part of the nuclear deal because they don’t know how sanctions work.

 
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