I thought I was done with celebrities pretending to be free spirit hippies documenting how free spirit and hippie they are with their smartphones at a corporate-sponsored music festival, but Kelly Brook wore this to Coachella, and her gigantic breasts told me I had to post about it again. Actually they told my penis. I was asleep and didn’t even know this happened. My penis usually just adds things to my calendar that he wants me to address.
Kelly Brook Coachella 2015
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Kelly Brook Coachella 2015
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Kelly Brook Coachella 2015
BERMUDA DUNES, CA - APRIL 19: Actress Kelly Brook attends Pool Party at The Desert Compound Presented by Bullett on April 19, 2015 in Bermuda Dunes, California. (Photo by Michael Bezjian/WireImage)
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Kelly Brook Coachella 2015
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Kelly Brook Coachella 2015
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Kelly Brook Coachella 2015
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Kelly Brook Coachella 2015
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Kelly Brook Coachella 2015
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Kelly Brook Coachella 2015
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Kelly Brook Coachella 2015
BERMUDA DUNES, CA - APRIL 19: Actress Kelly Brook attends Pool Party at The Desert Compound Presented by Bullett on April 19, 2015 in Bermuda Dunes, California. (Photo by Michael Bezjian/WireImage)
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Kelly Brook Coachella 2015
BERMUDA DUNES, CA - APRIL 19: Actress Kelly Brook attends Pool Party at The Desert Compound Presented by Bullett on April 19, 2015 in Bermuda Dunes, California. (Photo by Michael Bezjian/WireImage)
