Kim Kardashian Is Trying To Buy An Island To Build A Theme Park For Her Kid

Kim Kardashian’s ass didn’t #BreakTheInternet, because luckily for humanity, landing a probe on a comet is more important, but she’s in Australia right now promoting her new fragrance and trying to buy an island to make a private theme park for North West. Daily Mail (via Gawker) reports:

[Kim] will most likely name her sanctuary the Isle Kardashian…the island already boasts luxurious views of the Great Barrier Reef and exclusive privacy perfect for a famous star. According to Private Islands Online, the island worth $5 million AUD and spanning 9.4 hectares is “fit for a movie star or recluse celebrity.” With already a state-of-the-art three bedroom house, the island still has space for Kim’s theme park plans, with New Idea reporting a water slide and ferris wheel are key attractions the socialite is hoping to build for her 17-month-old daughter North West.

Wait, wasn’t there another famous black kid with shitty parents and an embarrassing family who grew up to have their own private theme park where they lured little boys to be molested and raped? I’m not saying this will happen, but Kris Jenner could easily start franchising her sweatshop. The rides would be powered by children’s tears. Just something to think about.