Eve Hewson is showing us how to give girls what they want, at least when it comes to texting. This spot-on clip from GQ gives us Bono’s budding daughter in a tell-all about the dos and don’ts of texting a girl, from how soon and how much to how to open up versus how to play it cool. Also, be wary of eager sexting. With a little help from one of celebrity fathers’ hottest daughters, you could be swimming your way into the loving arms of a top-shelf woman in no time. Thanks, Eve Hewson. Our chances are forever better because of you.

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