He was popping more than a wheelie.
What a poor pimp.
Polly will not be getting any crackers anytime soon.
Chemistry for drunks.
You're going to laugh and you're going to like it. (That's not a threat, it's a promise.)
So bad they're good.
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Drunk women sound like a lot of fun.
Yep, it's exactly as funny as you think it is.