What a poor pimp.
Polly will not be getting any crackers anytime soon.
This gives a whole new meaning to the word "checkmate."
Drunk women sound like a lot of fun.
All aboard the worst ride ever!
Maybe sober living isn't the way to go.
Dogs have an internal compass for pooping.
Crime is always strange in Florida.
When a naked man is involved in a news story, you know it's good.
The questions you didn't know you had and the answers you didn't know you wanted.