Be extra careful with your bathing suit area.
Junk mail has really gone too far this time.
Give an alcoholic some beer, and he'll clean up trash for a day.
"Never Gonna Give You Up" is now part of quantum theory.
Panty thievery will get you nowhere.
Never return from a beer run empty-handed.
You might as well start ordering all your booze neat.
Sad news from the porn world.
The dark side of working for Lyft.
He was popping more than a wheelie.