Damn Mother Nature, you scary!
But who will be the first to conquer it?
Well, maybe he can save on condoms now at least.
It was a very unholy crime scene.
Talk about your all-time buzzkill.
This is great news for the HotNewBreak staff.
How traffic jams start: Reason #1,946.
Remember them all and impress your friends.
Squatters are a-holes.
The candy world will never be the same.