It's time to use some common sense.
Finally, a story from Florida that we can be proud of.
What a magical world we live in.
Not the smartest identity thief there is.
A little dose of mugshot irony.
One of these days a hacked sign is going to be true.
Maybe beer should just be banned in Florida.
She should have just ordered a $5 footlong.
Pretty much nothing is safe for kids anymore.
That seems about right.