When one week ends, a new litter of funny tweets is born. That’s how science works. Or is it math? If you missed last week’s tweets, we highly recommend not skipping your weekly dose of socially-unacceptable laughs, but we’re going with video this time so take it slow. Side effects include shortness of breath, increasingly wet pants and temporary joblessness.

Hollywood reacted swiftly to the suspension of Jimmy Kimmel Live! after ABC indefinitely preempted the show over Charlie Kirk remarks.…