Cover Tweet: @WhitneyCummings
When a week dies, a collection of funniest tweets is born from it for your twisted Twitter-loving pleasure. If you missed last week’s tweets, we highly recommend you not skip your weekly dose of laughs, if nothing else for your health.
Enjoy this heaping pile of hilarity, then scurry off into your weekend, but first, remember to follow these fine folks on Twitter. Their blood, sweat and tweets did not come easily, but again, neither did your weekend. Side effects include loss of bladder control, heart palpitations and unplanned crying.
Tweet yourself to these, then follow us @HotNewBreak on Twitter.
If u got out of bed today, u deserve a pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— Kate Quigley (@KateQFunny) February 22, 2019
Our first 3 episodes desperately want to spend quality time with your ears. pic.twitter.com/LCkLHJF7a0
— Credits Score Podcast (@CreditsScore) February 20, 2019
https://twitter.com/JasonIsbell/status/1098624992739119104
Geez… Is God being too hard on Pastor Jim? Or is Pastor Jim being a little too hard on himself? h/t @reddirtred pic.twitter.com/WSDfZm6rXG
— Christian Nightmares (@ChristnNitemare) February 20, 2019
good morning to everyone but especially the woman in the crosswalk on my way to work who didn’t like that someone honked at her to hurry so she stopped and did a couple jumping jacks
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) February 21, 2019
You misspelled "repaired an existing fence in accordance with plans and budgets from the Obama administration." https://t.co/rujve7sgfj
— Translate Things (@TranslateThings) February 20, 2019
Just licked coffee off my phone
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) February 21, 2019
Our attention spans these days are
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 20, 2019
When you’re done with this (dumps a massive stack of funny photos on desk): Today’s HotNewBreak Funny Photos
— yoyoha (@yoyoha) February 21, 2019
Yes, I’m Macaulay Culkin. https://t.co/3XELbuokrd
— David Hornsby (@HornsByDavid) February 21, 2019
Seems like a pretty weird life to glibly celebrate when a hate crime or a rape turns out to be a hoax, but you do you!
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) February 21, 2019
Him: I was thinking we could try some role playing tonight
Me: oh yeah?
Him: yeah 😉
Me: only if I can be Wario 😉
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: waaaaaaaahhh!
— dick snickers (@smithsara79) February 21, 2019
https://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings/status/1098364939612258304
https://twitter.com/JimCarrey/status/1098630930388811776
Here it is! Twitter gets it first tonight. Me commentary on the PLANK WAR. Cheers to all the legends who sent it to me. Source vid: @StokoeTaran pic.twitter.com/ij6altVCWR
— Ozzy Man Reviews (@OzzyManReviews) January 29, 2019
We promise you that listening to Credits Score will be less painful than this. https://t.co/0gDI3oWG4U
— Credits Score Podcast (@CreditsScore) February 21, 2019
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