Florida Man Hopped Up On Ecstasy Steals Boat Because ‘Swans Don’t Judge Him’

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Stealing a boat shaped like a swan and marooning yourself on a fountain in the middle of a lake is nothing out of the ordinary when it comes to “Florida Man,” so you have to think the most surprising part of this story about Kyle Thurston is that he…

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