Today’s Funny Photos 2-7-17

There are a lot of ways to make your weekday more enjoyable, but since nearly all of them involve either making up excuses to get out of work or simply quitting your job altogether, you’re pretty much stuck with funny photos. Now, before you say that it sounds like we’re spinning that in a negative way, just remember that you are always dead wrong. There are plenty of folks who got stuck with each other and had it turn out just fine. Like, remember that episode of Family Guy when Brian and Stewie accidentally glued their hands together, but in the end became better friends because of it. Or that time when Stewie took Brian to his bank vault and the two ended up getting locked inside for the weekend, forming an even stronger bond. Actually, that was Family Guy, too. I guess what I’m saying is that I’m sitting on my couch right now watching Adult Swim and they are playing back-to-back episodes of Family Guy. I’m also easily distracted and generally write my intros to Funny Photos the night before.

All that said, you are still in for some good ones if you didn’t completely skip over my carefully thought out setup already and see that for yourself. Kind of a mean thing to do, but I suppose I get it since I tend to sort of babble from time to time. Then again, come on, I thought we were cool– you know what, sorry. We are cool. Enjoy the funnies.

You know what, I can’t let it go. My intro was great, and I deserve better. Maybe you should just check out yesterday’s funny photos (that I didn’t write) so you don’t hurt my feelings anymore.