Man Calls 911 Because He’s ‘Too High’ And Is Found In Fetal Position Next To Pile Of Doritos

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Yeah, that’s pretty high. According to Fox 8 Cleveland, a 22-year-old Ohio man called police officers last week because he was “too high” and having himself a little marijuana freakout. When officers arrived, his grandfather directed them to his room, where he was found…