Sex so good it almost kills you …
A German couple nearly drowned to death when they failed to realize that the van they were having sex in, a van parked near Lake Plansee in Tyrol, Austria, rolled into the river. The 49-year-old driver and his 42-year-old girlfriend manged to swim to safety after escaping through the van’s windows.
“The vehicle had to be retrieved immediately, as there was a risk it could cause pollution and damage the environment,” a spokesperson for the fire department stated.
So not only did these guys almost kill each other, but they almost killed the environment, too.
It took about three hours for a crane to pull the van out of the river. Check out the aftermath below.
Next time, this couple should just take ten minutes out of the day to have sex at home while secretly hating each other and waiting for the other to die, like all normal couples do.
Via Death and Taxes
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