Khloe Kardashian Is Officially Pregnant Now

We’ve known for a while that Khloe Kardashian is pregnant, but I guess it’s official now since she posted in on Instagram. With a plug for Calvin Klein and a shout out to God for apparently having a vested interest in Khloe doing the unprotected sex with Tristan Thompson, it’s another post about how being pregnant is some sort of miracle instead of a basic, biological function that’s happened billions of times. Like it happens so much, you can go to a doctor and stop it from happening. It happens so much the GOP says we can’t afford to feed them all. I really think God and magic get too much credit for this. Not sure how tall this baby is gonna be, but I think we’ll get a better sense of that when we eventually see it swatting down planes.

My greatest dream realized! We are having a baby! I had been waiting and wondering but God had a plan all along. He knew what He was doing. I simply had to trust in Him and be patient. I still at times can’t believe that our love created life! Tristan, thank you for loving me the way that you do! Thank you for treating me like a Queen! Thank you for making me feel beautiful at all stages! Tristan, most of all, Thank you for making me a MOMMY!!! You have made this experience even more magical than I could have envisioned! I will never forget how wonderful you’ve been to me during this time! Thank you for making me so happy my love! Thank you to everyone for the love and positive vibes! I know we’ve been keeping this quiet but we wanted to enjoy this between our family and close friends as long as we could privately. To enjoy our first precious moments just us Thank you all for understanding. I am so thankful, excited, nervous, eager, overjoyed and scared all in one! But it’s the best bundle of feelings I’ve ever felt in my life!

A post shared by Khloé (@khloekardashian) on Dec 20, 2017 at 2:41pm PST