NBC Is Planning A Jimmy Fallon Intervention

“Where dey (liquor) at doe?”

I won’t rehash the whole “Jimmy Fallon obviously has some sort of problem” here, because NBC is planning to do that in an intervention.

An insider told Radar that NBC Entertainment chief Bob Greenblatt and Tonight Show Executive Producer, Lorne Michaels, “have recently had several very frank and honest conversations about Jimmy. Lorne is extremely protective of Jimmy, obviously. Does Jimmy like to party and have a good time? Absolutely, and there late nights of going out with the crew after the show finishes taping, but it’s not every night.” “Jimmy shows up for work, on time, and is always a professional,” the source continued, but there’s still growing concern. “The NBC family adores Jimmy, but Bob is monitoring the situation. If he needs to intervene, it will be done.”

I made “The NBC family” the link because when your daddy is worth $162B, he’s gonna expect junior to run the damn TV channel without having somebody fuck up the product. Look, Jimmy Fallon genuinely seems like a cool dude, but you just can’t be fucked up all the time unless you plan on hosting The Bachelor. I don’t know if Chris Harrison is fucked up all the time, but shouldn’t he be? Like, why wouldn’t he be? There’s no real reason not to be. Life would have no meaning.

 I don’t think you adequately looked at these pictures yesterday. I didn’t want to bring that up. Don’t make me be that guy.