14 Counts Of Soliciting Sex With Minors Is The Case That They Gave Jared Fogle

 Too late to pray to be a Duggar now, Jared Fogle. TLC and Megyn Kelly probably won’t return your calls either.

Jared Fogle was just charged with “travel to engage in elicit sexual conduct with minors.” Up to now, the only information in the case was that he allegedly possessed child porn, but the case is far more serious. According to the complaint, between 2010 and 2013, Fogle traveled between Indiana and NYC to engage in sexual acts with minors.  The complaint says Fogle paid for sex. The complaint says in text messages with one of the 14 minor victims, Fogle said he would accept a 16-year-old girl “while stating that the younger the girl, the better.”  The complaint says he asked the girls to send him pictures of the minor victims. The complaint says the child porn authorities found involved boys and girls.  It’s unclear the gender of those with whom he had sex. Part of the case involves images Fogle received from Russell Taylor, the head of Fogle’s foundation. According to the complaint, Taylor sent Fogle photos of and videos from hidden cameras in Taylor’s house, featuring children as young as 6. Under the plea deal, Fogle agreed to serve at least 5 years in prison and must pay restitution of $1.4 million — $100,000 per victim.  And he must register as a sex offender.

Well, that’s pretty fucking gross. Maybe the FBI should have planted 5 grams of crack on him as well so he could have gotten 10 years INSTEAD OF FIVE YEARS FOR HAVING SEX FOURTEEN CHILDREN. This is the part where I write a joke, but there really isn’t one.