Sienna Miller is Drunk

Drunks sluts are a staple of every man’s sexual diet, so it’s surprising that Sienna Miller isn’t more infamous than she already is. She’s Paris Hilton with a British accent and worse clothes. I always thought she was hot, but then Jenny explained to me that I was retarded. Which doesn’t explain my 52 point and 21 rebound performance in the Special Olympic’s gold medal basketball game. But I can’t take all the credit. The other team spent most of the game chasing butterflies and pretending they were airplanes.