People dream of becoming a big stars so they can afford fancy houses and fancy cars, but it’s only Britney’s dream to drive that car to fucking McDonald’s. God, she needs to get into a hunting accident. There’s no reason she should be allowed to be a millionaire. If karma was real, she’d be taking night classes or having her uncle’s baby.

Sydney Sweeney was notably absent from the Emmys afterparty on Sunday night, leaving the ceremony soon after presenting an award…