Here’s the first official trailer of Craig Brewer’s new movie, Black Snake Moan, and from what I can tell, Christina Ricci plays a slut and Samuel L. Jackson plays an old dude trying to cure her. I don’t know, but there should probably be some kind of law against that. Anyone caught doing this should be fined or at least executed. Trying to cure a woman of being a slut is like trying to cure baby lion cubs from being cute or curing children from laughing. Shame on you sir, shame on you.

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