The first hi-res pictures of Kelly Brook on a yacht over the weekend just popped up online so I took it as my civic duty to post them. Strangely, the only pictures that aren’t hi-res are those with Billy Zane. Sucks, too, because he was looking hot. All bloated and bald. No wonder Kelly has to prance around in a bikini all the time. Her man is a hunk. Every woman in the world wants to take him. You may disagree, but he isn’t on the cover of my Trapper Keeper for nothing, baby!

After Selena Gomez’s whirlwind press tour for her show, Only Murders in the Building Season 5, she gave fans some…