I really do appreciate all the nipples lately, but I just wish whatever god that’s in charge of making girls not wear bras could mix it up a little. I mean, sure, Victoria Beckham, Lindsay Lohan and Claire Danes technically have nipples, but is this really the best you can do? To be honest, it’s a little disappointing, man. These pictures are about as sexy as a Spelling Bee.

After Selena Gomez’s whirlwind press tour for her show, Only Murders in the Building Season 5, she gave fans some…