After a bit of rain, a bunch of rich, drunk people finally witnessed the ‘fastest two minutes in sports’ on Saturday. Also known as the Kentucky Derby, a horse named Always Dreaming won the 143rd annual Louisville race. Who cares? Well, a lot of people at least pretend to. Below are just a slice of…

Chappell Roan, in mid-performance, realized that she wasn’t wearing a bottom but just a thong during her US show. It…