As a guy who has been through a few knee surgeries, I know what it’s like to wake up on some heavy drugs and think that everything you say is normal and acceptable (which it isn’t). Fortunately, I never ventured into the territory that this poor girl does. After first hitting on her doctor (that’s not so bad), she declares that she wants to have sex with Ryan Gosling (understandable), then gets a little more vulgar (uh-oh) and finally admits that she wants to be a Kardashian (someone stop her). It also ends on an amusing note about marijuana. Good stuff.

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