Look away, it's hideous.
The newspapers will be refused entry at the Allianz Arena.
Barcelona will not be able to sign any new players for two transfer windows.
We hope he's okay after this freak injury.
They just don't make baseball cards like they used to.
Beckham, Giggs, Scholes & co. look to acquire their old club.
David Moyes is the "biggest fool in Manchester", according to one enraged fan.
Sounds like a crappy deal to us.
Mike Pelfrey: Not a motivational speaker.
Who's hot and who's not. Dylan Sinn tells you who to grab and who to avoid.