Time to knit your own ugly Christmas sweater, guys.
Not everyone is buying Brady's effortless Hail Mary to the pin.
Could we get back to playing ball?
Take me out at the ballgame.
This guy picked the wrong celeb to fanboy over.
If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad?
Take me out of the ball game.
Talk about a happy meal.
Walk softly and carry a big (pogo) stick.
Take me out to the ballgame but don't, like, take me out, man.