Don't let yours see you laughing at this.
We're just being honest here.
Strangers in the Night...
Because you need it.
These armored yoga pants combine history with flexibility.
Great is probably the answer you're looking for.
Hey, so... umm... do you want to...like... do... ehrm, stuff?
Day drinking isn't listed, buddy.
But watch out for those cougar claws.
You may be feeling lonely, but at least you haven't endured these first date nightmares.