Women be crazy.
Good. Now please make it stop.
No need to hit the panic button over radiation just yet.
What "I swear this has never happened to me before" really means.
The next threat was going to be a real-life Red Wedding.
But at least they're fun to try.
These facts do not stink.
There's a fine line between daring and incredibly stupid.
Avoid everyone, all the time.
Strep throat is really a delightful stitch pattern.