Don't let scotch's intimidating reputation keep you from getting good and drunk on National Scotch Day.
Well, that day didn't go as planned.
The only thing better than tequila is cheap tequila.
We'll have a MegaBurger, stat (and maybe a side of Jennie Garth).
Every day deserves a new brew.
We all scream for cold toothaches.
Time to eat the doughnuts.
We want junk food and we want it now.
Someone should invent scratch-and-sniff TVs.
There's a fine line between buzzed and blitzed.