‘Golden Penis Syndrome’ Is New College Student Plague Every Man Wants, Double-Wrap That Thing in a Magnum While You’re At It

There’s an affliction overtaking college-aged men. It’s called “Golden Penis Syndrome,” and based on the name alone, you can imagine how eager everyone is to get it. It all started because the number of men enrolled in higher education has dropped. Dudes currently make up 40.5% of undergrad students in…