Is This The Most Obnoxious Instagram Feed Ever?

There’s plenty of obnoxious Instagram accounts out there; Instagram accounts run by people who enjoy putting up pictures of their lavish lifestyles so you can either be impressed or instantly hate them (it’s usually the latter).

Take the Yotta couple, Bastian and Maria, for example. He’s a “self-help guru” and former CEO who somehow has acquired all this cash, and she just stands around looking hot and agreeing with everything Bastian says. They recently made headlines when neighbors complained that they were trying really hard to make their mansion the next “Playboy Mansion.” The only thing Bastian has over Hugh, though, is that Bastian might outlive Hugh. Might.

Let’s take a peek into their lives by looking at some of their most ridiculous in-your-face Instagram pics:

It never rains in California ? Let it rain Always funny to see how some of you react on cash. It seems some have a real problem with money and that is probably the reason you have not enough

A photo posted by Yotta Couple (@yotta_life) on Jul 13, 2015 at 1:20pm PDT

Let our dreams control our thinking ! Mostly circumstances control our thinking but only our burning desire should be allowed to do it. And you can decide now if you see only titts or you get a valuable message.

A photo posted by Yotta Couple (@yotta_life) on Jul 23, 2015 at 11:38am PDT

 

Just asked Mrs. Yotta if she can hold my glass…and like everything she did it in a yotta way

A photo posted by Yotta Couple (@yotta_life) on Jun 23, 2015 at 11:43pm PDT

The sky is not the limit. Superman ‘s raising… #yottalife raise to your highest level with @helendemuro and @krystinhagen

A photo posted by Yotta Couple (@yotta_life) on Sep 27, 2015 at 10:56pm PDT

If you want to heat a pizza you must find something very hot with @helendemuro Never see the problem. There is always a solution. Sometimes you must think outside the box See complete video on snapchat yotta-life

A photo posted by Yotta Couple (@yotta_life) on Sep 22, 2015 at 2:30pm PDT

Sunday 100 °C – Training for my WorldRecord Excuses are for Losers !

A photo posted by Yotta Couple (@yotta_life) on Sep 13, 2015 at 2:42pm PDT

A photo posted by Yotta Couple (@yotta_life) on Sep 5, 2015 at 6:31pm PDT

Surround yourself with people who are on the same mission like you

A photo posted by Yotta Couple (@yotta_life) on Aug 1, 2015 at 1:10pm PDT

 

It is not the key to my heart but it makes me smile every day ️ #don’t forget the details @2wrap_vantilborgp @2wrap_dd www.2wrap.com

A photo posted by Yotta Couple (@yotta_life) on Aug 8, 2015 at 11:42am PDT

Welcome to Yotta Life Where you can dream loud and achieve everything. Life is a picnic ! #yottalife

A photo posted by Yotta Couple (@yotta_life) on Jul 14, 2015 at 8:33am PDT

Just try to focus on a few trades #Missionimpossible

A photo posted by Yotta Couple (@yotta_life) on Jul 10, 2015 at 2:57pm PDT

 

Making a selfie while Mr. Yotta making business

A photo posted by Yotta Couple (@yotta_life) on Jun 30, 2015 at 3:48pm PDT

Yotta Pool Party

A photo posted by Yotta Couple (@yotta_life) on Aug 15, 2015 at 4:25pm PDT

I had so many dreams as a child. I want to be rich, healthy, happy. I want to have a beautiful wife I want to have a great body Achieving goals is a very simple system: 1) have the burning desire 2) turn the desire into a clear vision 3) make a strategy and believe 4) with strategy your dream turns into a goal and that will help you to believe 5) give 100 % every single moment Believe in yourself ! Life is a picnic ! That s my faith and that s why it got my reality. You can copy that faith – Life is unlimited ! I am not ready. I have new goals !

A photo posted by Yotta Couple (@yotta_life) on Jul 19, 2015 at 6:49pm PDT

Well prepared for a short trip

A photo posted by Yotta Couple (@yotta_life) on Jun 24, 2015 at 6:56pm PDT

OK, we’re totally fine with Maria. More of Maria and her goods, and less of Bastian pumping his fist like he’s in the final scene of an inspirational ’80s movie.