Get high and full at the same time.
You can shove pumpkin spice up your butts if you really want.
We dare you to keep these cocktails down.
Everything thing you thought you knew about hangovers is wrong.
Everything you ever wanted to know about pumpkin ales.
Drink semi-responsibly.
The only thing better than weed and food is weed in food (without the whig-out).
Change your bourbon, change your life.
Wow her with your spontaneity for a change.
A movie ticket with no treats is a cardinal sin, my friend.