Kylie Jenner Is Pregnant

Kylie Jenner is pregnant. Looks like in the ass.

An insider reveals to Life & Style that the teen is pregnant with her first baby — and 26-year-old boyfriend Tyga is the father! “She’s gained a little weight and she says she’s been having the weirdest cravings for Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts,” the insider adds. “All [Kylie] can talk about is baby names, whether she’ll have a boy or a girl, how she’s going to decorate the nursery and the child’s wardrobe.”

I don’t know it what world where chicken and waffles and doughnuts are considered a “weird craving”, but this is from Life & Style, so we can assume the rest of it is also a lie. Kylie is 18, so that seems a little too old for Tyga, and tbh, I woulda got this pregnant instead. But if we’re talking from strictly a ratings standpoint, you can’t really get much better than having your kid being half-siblings with its own first cousin. Well played, Kris. Well played. 

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