A TV Show Host Called Ariana Grande A ‘Lazy Little F**k’

Forever bae Ariana Grande has been in London promoting her new album and fragrance where she was scheduled to appear on The Jonathan Ross Show but never showed up. He took it pretty well.

The singer, 22, was said to be en route to ITV’s London studios where she was due to perform, following a perfume photocall at a nearby Boots store and a day of radio interviews. But she failed to appear for the recording of the show, to be broadcast on Saturday. Wossy raged: “Ariana is in town. We were told she would be in the car at 6pm to be here for 7pm then it got to 7pm and she was not in the car – 7.30pm and she is still not in the motherf****** car. So I don’t think we can hold out much hope. “I don’t know what it is. We are going to give Ariana the benefit of the doubt and not say anything mean or judgmental. I apologise to anyone who might have come along hoping to see her. “She was booked but the lazy little f***** has not come. Maybe she has gone to her first Nando’s.”

Luckily, all hope wasn’t lost since Ross had a star-studded lineup to sing hits from today that the young people would enjoy.

The host was forced to close the show with his guests Joan Collins, Danny DeVito and Sheridan Smith in a karaoke rendition of Nine to Five.

Dude really wanted her in that car, huh? He should have realized that my queen only likes to be carried around like a baby. And I assume not being on shows where the host calls you names when you don’t want to be on camera when somebody reads a page of the Book of The Dead aloud and unwittingly reanimates Joan Collins and unleashes a cloud of locusts.

 

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