Anne Hathaway Is A Wonderful Person

FUN FACT: Anne Hathaway has swallowed strangers’ saliva and semen without her knowledge.

Hathaway was on the Paramount lot last week shooting a Japanese commercial when she ordered breakfast — a poached egg, along with an English muffin and avocado. The guys catering the shoot were going crazy, because she sent the dish back 4 TIMES!!

1st try: Poached egg too runny.

2nd try: English muffin was cold because it sat while egg #2 was being poached.

3rd try: Egg #2 cold because it sat while chef toasted muffin #2.

4th try: Egg, muffin and avocado were perfect, but it took so long she decided she was in the mood for a fried egg.

Anne Hathaway has 48 teeth, and freakishly long insect like arms, so who knows the real reason she sent these eggs back. Maybe she can only survive on raw meat. Or maybe she’s a bitch. Or maybe I posted this story because I didn’t have access to these bikini pics when they came out but now I do, so I’m posting them now. We’ll never really truly know, my friends.