The Kylie Jenner Transformation Is Almost Complete

That headline reads better if you say it Darth Vader’s voice. Or Kris Jenner’s. Same difference. Either way, Kylie Jenner is officially a blonde as of today. and Kris Jenner isn’t currently in negotiations with Vivid for a live, prime time pay-per-view event at AT&T Stadium where Kylie gets drilled in the ass for an hour, something has not gone according to plan. Keep in mind, Kylie looked like THIS while Obama was President. Now if you can sit here and tell me we’re looking at the same person, then I really don’t know what to say. Public schools don’t get this much infrastructure funding. She is Kris Jenner’s last an only hope. Kendall has shamed the family and has become a legitimate model, and poor Rob wasn’t born with the necessary genitalia that Kris could monetize. In two years, Kylie will need four passports just to hold all the Saudi Arabia stamps.

Note: I only had three current pics of Kylie, so the rest are chicks who have differing amounts of plastic surgery. Hope that’s cool. If not, we’ll just have to find a way to get past it.