Hey There, Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner was walking around The Grove with her sister Kendall, but I’m not posting any of the Kendall pics because Kendall was dressed like a freshman in a Jewish sorority. Kylie, on the other hand, wore this dress. Looking at it, it appears that Brody Jenner and Rob Kardashian missed an opportunity here to touch Kylie’s vaginal area then have they’re parents cover it up. It really is amazing that Kylie has never been sexually abused despite come from such a Jesus-free home. The only true way to avoid sexual desires and teen pregnancy is to pray before your abstinence only class that has spikes driven through your palms when you masturbate. Only then will you be totally free of sexual thoughts and the desires of the flesh oh wait no that’s what you do when you want to sexual predator. Sorry, God.

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