I don’t know what we have to do as a society to finally reject Miley Cyrus and her seemingly undying need to make people forget she was on a Disney show because her dad hooked her up, but posing in a string bikini that really belongs on somebody else who can pull it off might be the progress we need. Christ, put your tongue back in your mouth, bitch. The JonBenet Ramsey case will close faster than your mouth. The most attractive thing in these pictures is Joan Jett, and she’s probably only sitting still because she can’t smell anything in that room. Whatever. You know you’d pause if you had to do finger test on that.
