Hey There, Taylor Swift

Unlike Kim Kardashian or Kanye West, Taylor Swift sold a million albums in a week, so you can see that she has a pretty good reason to show up to Good Morning America because she’s actually promoting something.  Like I said, I haven’t been to sleep, but I listened to her whole album last night and my only issue with it is that the download didn’t include a hairbrush and a table. God, I need sleep. If Paper really wanted to break the Internet, they’d put Taylor Swift’s ass on the cover because only like six people have ever seen it. Maybe seven. The chick is flawless. If I was a serial killer, I’d totally make lamps out of her legs and display them in a prominent place in my home.