Your butt is at a risk...
This is never a good thing...
Oops. Somebody put this guy's skull back together, please.
Divorce made easy!
So then it wasn't really "bulletproof."
Really got a thing for that Mongolian porn.
Keep your friends close, and your $150,000 closer.
Not cool, Apple.
Yep, not a good idea on her part.
Grab your puke bags!