Prepare for the end of times.
"I hate art so much, mom."
At least they won't have to worry about identity theft.
Laughz for dayz. (Or at least today.)
They knew what they we're doing.
You have company.
What a tragedy.
"If an emergency happens while airborne..."
We're here to cure your case of the Mondays.
"A dog ate my homework" would so work for this cat.